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-from “Kids”

Season’s greetings and so forth on this New Year’s Eve eve. From everyone at the Page we wish you and yours nothing but the finest in success and health for the coming year.

***MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT***
The Association of Real Art, in conjunction with CleverCitizen.Com, is proud to announce the publication of our first seven year old writer who goes by the name JAN (pronounced “yawn”). When reached for comment, Clifton O. Hangar had this to say:

"The Association of Real Art is proud to add seven year old JAN (pronounced "yawn") to its stable of creative writers. The Association hopes this is the beginning of pre-pubescent writers’ work being published on CleverCitizen.Com. The under-15 writers demographic is a oft-forgotten about group, and the Association strives to be the vanguard of young writer publication. On this landmark day, we sent out our finest greetings and congratulations to JAN and his entire family. May our union bring a little more nonsense and absurdity to the world."

It is a truly a red-letter day for JAN (pronounced “yawn”) and his family.

***SECOND MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT***
Check out the February issue of Stuff magazine for a mention of CleverCitizen.Com in the “Letters” section. As some of you know, the members of the Page’s creative staff were in a dialogue with a copy editor of the magazine. In a post in the Guestbook he advised to check out this particular issue. If he’s fibbing…so help me God…

With that out of the way, let’s move onto…

Hold up. For the past couple of weeks, various KSK and other support staff have been working hard to compose a In/Out List for 2004. We’ve all sat around and read the magazines and newspapers as other “writers” tell us what’s going to be hep for the next year. Rather then let these other hacks corner the market on in crowd propaganda, we have fashioned our own list. Read all about it.

Updates:
December 29 @10:33pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Updated the Association of Real Art section

Aboot the Updates:
The List and the Real Art stuff took up too much of our time.

The UpKoming Week:
JAN (pronounced “yawn”)’s writing, more Hates from the B-Man, Binghamton Nightlife stuff, Rumors, in short – everything that wasn’t done this week.

Have a rock week.

Best,
O

(past week’s keywords: Brack Attack Winter Edition, Salvation, Tiki, paper plates, Spot, Danny)