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"Kiss me, you big crybaby."
-BEST LINE EVER, from "Sex in the City"

Disjointed Thoughts:
-"Sex in the City" could be the worst written popular show in the history of the vacuum tube. I sat down to watch this so-called finale and was confronted with piss-poor hackish attempts at writing. The lameness of the dialogue was akin to porn. Chris Noth's wheezy laugh brought to mind Dom DeLuise, who unlike Noth, merely performed with the Muppets, instead of being one.

-March 6, 2004 is only eleven (11) days away. I can't stop shaking.

-No one submitted replies to the Shawn Bates/Klever Kaption sections, so they weren't updated.

-Don't forget to you (or on behalf of your "friends") can submit sex queries to our gal Caitlin "I'm Going to Stick to Cannonballs After Doing that Belly BOPP". For your confidentiality, you post anonymously in the Guestbook, and we've already had three submitted. C'mon, you know you have questions. Even if it's like "My girlfriend kisses like a cold fish, how can I get her to change that?". Actually, I can answer that one and it's rather simple...

...you can't. Tough break, buddy.

onto...
UPDATES:

February 23 @10:43pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Updated the THIRTY EMMA STREET BINGHAMTON ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE BREAKFAST BOOFAY AND KEGGER section
3. Updated the ChrisOn Film section
4. Established the CleverCitizen.Com Karaoke All-Stars section
5. Updated the Celebrity Lookalikes section
6. Added another Top 10 List to the Chris and Josh's Top 10 List section

ABOOT THE INTRO PAGE:
Check out Vice Transmission: February 25th - NYC @CBGB's 8pm
www.vicetransmission.com

ABOOT THE UPDATES:
OJosh, Caitlin, Bryen provide a new Top 10 list devoted "The Fake Sleep" technique ...two new Lookalikes involving two Albany fellows ...the CC.C Karaoke All-Stars performed a knock-down hellride of a show and you can see photos from it ...ChrisO reviews "Pirates of the Carribean" I heard that movie was rated "ARRRRRRRRRRRR" ...added two names to the March 6th Boofay guest list

THE UPKOMING WEEK:
Launching the Sex-Tion ...Rumours (European spelling) ...a new section featuring downloadable comedy sketches

Have a rock week. Miss you.

best,
O

(past week's keywords: ballerina, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Branch, the "Hey Ya" Riot Dance, Dirty Dan's, AIDS movie, Chartwells mockumentary, Umberto's Sicilian Pizza)