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"It's colder than a pimp's heart."
-"Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion

Notice to the Public: Monday, December 1 is World AIDS (aka "The Monster"). Dan Shea once had this to say about this horrible epidemic:

"You know how I can make AIDS sound good? It tastes like cinnamon."

Updates: December 1 @12:55pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Added one more Weekly Update Email Alerts in the Archives
3. Updated the Rumors section
4. Updated the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest
5. Updated the Diary of a Weirdo section
6. Updated the Aboot the Webmaster section
7. Added photos to the PAC Rats subsection in the ASU Geto Boy Hockey section

November 19 @2:45pm EST:
1. Updated the Rumors section
2. Updated the The On-Going "Get JoshO a Job Writing For Stuff Magazine" Campaign
3. Updated the News From Across The Pond section

Aboot the Intro Page:
I was asked to be the Extreme Official for the 2000-2001 Turkey Bowl game. Vowing that I could not be bought, unless of course breakfast was provided (it was not), the hotshots from the respective graduating classes gave it all they had. And in many cases, it wasn't enough. A particular image that will stick with me for ages is the buttocks of former KSK Joe Schieve protruding from his ill-fitting sweatpants. Hoooo, doctor!

Aboot the Updates:
Many Johnson City/Bingo rumors about the class of 1998...even after dedicating the Intro Page to Catherine D for the last two weeks, he did not feel the need to make another appearance...photos of Theatre stuff are in the ASU Hockey section...new photo for the Aboot the Webmaster section..."Diamond" Dave Totten wins the Kaption Kontest once again, it's almost boring now...The Weirdo can't get his friend Sophia out of his mind. And he gives her the creeps.

The UpKoming Week:
This portion of the Email has become a pillar of falsehoods and a tissue of lies in recent weeks, but hopefully this week we will reverse this trend. On tap for the week include the previously often-hyped Name of the Day section and ChrisO's Movie Tournament (unofficial name). Stay close for those.

Albums Listened to During the Update:
-"Live at the Roxy", Social Distortion
-Psychedelic Pop, various artists
-Greatest Hits, Simon and Garfunkel
-"Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness", Smashing Pumpkins
-"Rock Art and the X-Ray Style", Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros

Don't forget to breathe.

best,
O

(past week's keywords: Buff, Pratt, Tuesday nite meltdown, Jersey, Baba, first down marker, two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches in one 24 hour period, Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville, dirty hippie hook-ups, Rocky's, Spot Run, Bears, tall boys)