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"Take what you need and leave the rest."
-The Band, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"

Sorry about the tardy update; hectic week. Hopefully the delay in delivery will be made up for in terms of quality...

....but don't bet on it.

DING DING DING!
::confetti::

That was the 1,000,000th self-deprecation joke made in the history of CC.C!

WE DID IT!

When reached for comment, The Webmaster had this to say: "Aw geez, this is a great landmark for the Page, and uh, I'd like to thank the CC.C organIzation, and well, uh, you know, we had to come out with, uh, a hundred and ten percent, and it was a good effort from the boys, top to bottom. So, well, you know, we've been fortunate, and hopefully we'll continue to come out on top."

Random Point: The word "confetti" almost sounds like an Italian dish. Too bad we can't eat it.

Speaking of eat, the Best Event of the Year (November edition) was Willy's wedding on November 1. Amy Waltersdorf and I attended this extravaganza, punctuated by karaoke, holupki and of course, Willy himself. A timeline was fashioned during the event so it almost feels like you were there. But you weren't.

Now moving onto...
UPDATES:

November 5 @3:45pm:
1. Archives updated
2. Added one more Weekly Update Email Alerts in the Archives
3. Updated the Rumors section
4. Updated the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest
5. Updated the Guide to Binghamton, NY Nightlife section
6. Established the 2003 photo subsection within the Camp Susquehannock section
7. Updated The B-Man Hate List section
8. Updated Willy's Section with photos and a timeline of his wedding
9. Updated the The On-Going "Get JoshO a Job Writing For Stuff Magazine" Campaign

Aboot the Intro Page:
One thing Stuff Magazine has going for it - they have surpassed CC.C as the ugliest group of writers ever. A big round of applause for the All-Ugly Team!

Aboot the Update:
Bob wrote a rap ripping on Stuff, he's a stand-up guy...Timeline and Photos from the Willy's thing...B-Man hates on doctors, lesbians, annoying comediennes and killers...long-overdue photos from the summer of 2003 up in the Camp section...The Pine's review got a photo of the juke joint...Dan Logue makes his first visual appearnace in the Kaption Kontest photo...Albany/UOL rumors

The UpKoming Week:
Diamond, Horowitz, Flanny and Lucious are coming to A-Town...'nuff said.

Albums Listened to During the Update:
-Greatest Hits of the Doobie Brothers
-Decade of Hits 1969-1979, Allman Brothers
-Greatest Hits, The Band
-the White Album, The Beatles
-"Mutations", Beck
-"Audio", the Blue Man Group

Have a good weekend.

best,
O

(past week's keywords: the hot dog man, "zinfaschshhshfhshc", Lionheart, Cecelia Bartone)