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"What's to be found racing around."
-Grateful Dead, "Black Throated Wind

It is with wonderful warmness of heart and sincere congratulations that we welcome long-time Page contributor Brian "Manuel" Flanagan to the vaulted ranks of the Krack Staff Komrades. You may know him as a non-jeans-wearing, Grateful Dead-listening, Jimmy Hoffa sub-eating, Imperial Wizard-driving, Albany Hockey Capain C-wearing, often-defecating etc etc etc nephew from Bay Shore, Long Island. Flanny is contributing with a new The B-Man's Hate List, where he conjures up images of Silky Johnson, the 2002 Playa Hata of the Year. We welcome with open arms; the membership card, decoder ring, golf club covers, monogrammed towels and Miller High Life coupons are in the mail.

In other news, the countdown is TWELVE DAYS until Willy gets married.

And in other other news, ChrisO isn't married to Missy yet, but we can't really tell either way.

Moving cautiously on to...
UPDATES:

October 19 @10:40pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Added one more Weekly Update Email Alerts in the Archives
3. Added another Top 10 List to the Chris and Josh's Top 10 List section
4. Updated the Rumors section
5. Posted results to the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest
6. Updated the Diary of a Weirdo section
7. Updated The B-Man Hate List section

October 17 @2:31pm EST:
1. Established The B-Man Hate List section
2. Installed Brian "Manuel" Flanagan as a Krack Staff Komrade
3. Updated KSK staff biographies in the Meet the Krack Staff Komrades section

Aboot the Intro Page: Brent Mydland was the keyboardist on the songs that I first heard in Flanny's car during our trip to Villanova and hockey practices. His high vocal harmonies and inspired Hammond B-3 work, along with Bobby Weir's antics were what initially attacted me to the band. And Billy Kreutzmann's mustache.

Aboot the Updates: All KSKs got new bios, complete with "Interesting Tidbits"...Flanny's section got 10 people hated on - damn, that's hateful...the Weirdo persues his friend Sophia in his Diary...Brad Shelton wins the Kaption award again...some Albany, NYLC and UOL Rumors...B-Man and O-Dip ride again in a Top 10 List

The UpKoming Week: More Hate, more Weirdness, etc.

Don’t forget, you can submit an entry to the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest be merely replying to this email. So easy. So sophisticated. So cool. So white.

Albums Listened To During Update:
-"Headquarters", The Monkees
-"Imagine", John Lennon
-"I'm Sorry I'm Leaving", Saves the Day
-Mix 66
-"Live 1975-1985" Disc 2, Bruce Springsteen

Have a freakin' awesome week, dOOd.

Best,
O

(past week keywords: Vicki dialing the big phone, Beam, Wings, best dart game ever, handicapped restaurant, The Lick, karaoke no-show, Pauly's...?, Vozza, Salvation Army)