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Holla there and welcome to yet another explosive edition of the Email Alert. The interns are all yapping up and down the halls about the latest wedding news…no, not Affleck and J. Lo, but CC.C Patriarch of the Arts Willy Harder. It had been announced before the summer that Willy was ready to settle down and commit to only one lady. Anyone who knows Willy, (aka Preston Lacy “Light”) is familiar with the fact that Willy is one smooth pimp. He once out-pimped ChrisO and I in the Oakdale Mall. Scary stuff. Anyway, getting back to my point, I really hate it when the interns are yapping and doing “not-work” instead of fetching me the sandwich that I asked for. Hold the tomato. Pickle on the side. That’s right. Anyway, Willy’s wedding – November 1, 2003. We’ll be there with a suit, a tie and a camera.

In other wedding-related news, “The Elusive” Mike Ryan was married this past weekend, and Brian “Manuel” Flanagan served as best man. When asked if he had a speech prepared, Flanny replied “Naw, I’m gonna wing it.” FAMOUS LAST WORDS. I can see Flanny up there with a cocktail in his hand, and spouting off the eternal line, “Yeah, one time me and Mike were at a Dead show…dude, he was so messed up…”

Moving on stealthily to…
UPDATES:

October 13 @4:46pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Added one more Weekly Update Email Alerts in the Archives
3. Added another Top 10 List to the Chris and Josh's Top 10 List section
4. Updated the Rumors section
5. Posted results to the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest
6. Updated Willy's Section
7. Updated the Diary of a Weirdo section

October 8 @12:59pm EST:
1. Added Matt Bruno's coverage of the Arnold Schwartzenegger California Recall Vote Victory Speech

Aboot the Intro Page: On a far sadder note, we have worn black in honor of the loss of Bob “The Ninja” Burgess’s hair. Bob and I had a competition going in Acting class to see who could grow theirs longer. Bob was winning until he had to cut it. VICTORY IS MINE. But we’re still very, very sad.

Aboot the Updates: The Diary of a Weirdo really heats up, as Eugene starts mackin’ it to the ladies (!)…Bruno sat down and typed out The Governator’s speech while I went home…Deets about Willy’s wedding…Kristie Doebler wins her first Klever Kaption, that gives her more wins than her brother “Heavy” Kevvy…JC/A-Town/UOL rumors…ChrisO comes back to help out on a Willy-related Top 10 list…FMO putts around the back yard with a golf club…?

Don’t forget, you submit and entry to the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest be merely replying to this email. So easy. So perfect. So white.

Compact Discs Listened To During Update:
-“Hail to the Thief”, Radiohead
-“Amnesiac”, Radiohead
-“A Total Waste of Time” compilation, Radiohead
-07-08-02 Salamanca concert – Radiohead (best show ever)

Have a rockin’ week.

Best,
O

(past week’s keywords: Bahstin in 202, Rookies, Flair Flops ala Hannon, best playoffs, Drew Hamm on the field, voodoo dolls)