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“She stands on the banks of the mighty Mississippi
Alone in the pale moonlight
Waiting for a man, a riverboat gambler
Said that he'd return tonight”
–The Band, “Evangeline”

Hello there and welcome to yet one more edition of the Email Alert. Writing this missive is one of the highlights of my week, and I mean that sincerely. Fa’ serious.

And now for some bidness:
1. All of the previous emails from the Alert List have been saved in the Archives. That means if you missed one a few months back you can go back and read up on it. And then you can print them out and put them on up your walls. I don’t care what you do on your own time, sicko.
2. There were few replies to both the Kaption Kontest and WWSBD? In case you didn’t know, you can submit an entry by merely replying to this email. It can’t be made any easier. Please participate. Please. Don’t make me beg.
3. Because I will.
4. Don’t forget to reply to the Question of the Week – coming at the bottom of this email

In other news, the Page now possesses a special “Behind the Music’’ feature in the Model Citizen Interactive Short Story section. It’s scandalous!

And now…
THE STRAIGHT ISH:

September 15 @2:13pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Updated the Rumors section
3. Archived the Weekly Update Email Alerts in the Archives
4. Added another Top 10 List to the Chris and Josh's Top 10 List section

September 13 @5:01pm EST:
1. Added the Josh Oryhon: Behind the Music special to the Model Citizen Interactive Short Story section

September 11 @5:11pm EST:
1. Updated The Ill Rhymes of the B-Man and O-Dip section

Aboot the Intro Page: Jason “Pete” Weston has been formulating his theory on fat, bald men for quite some years now. Coach Graham T. Lubbock is the embodiment of this theory.
About the Updates: B-Man and O-Dip ride again with more phat rhymes, all stemming from their hair…JoshO: Behind the Music – it’s scandalous!…All of the past Weekly Emails will be up presently in the Archives, but for now you’ll have to deal with only half. And you’re gonna like it…Various Rumors for the various sections, everyone gets some burn
The UpKoming Week: still waiting on George “Chili Con” Carney’s BRO HUNTER section (it’ll be typed in all capital letters)…still waiting on a Fuji FinePix A203 USB cable…still waiting.

***Question of the Week***
What other evidence is there that proves Jason “Pete” Weston’s Coach Graham T. Lubbock Theory? WE WANT NAMES.

Compact Discs Listened to During the Update:
“The Last Waltz”, The Band
The Beatles Anthology II disc II

Have a safe day. I hope you’re ok.

Rok,
O

(past week’s keywords: RMF, open mic and bottles, JC reunion, Dwyer’s brother, 2001 Bears’ miracle)