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"Lesgo!"
-Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

Holla and welcome to another edition of the Alert Email. This week's updates were particuarly hot, but more on that in a minute. We have some bizness to take care of:

Bizness:
1. Anyone interested in joining MeatHeadZ, the Jason "Meat" Donlin fanklub, please send an email to jasondonlin@hotmail.com. You will receive the fanklub magazine, a copy of its charter, photos and stickers, a pin-up of Meat in his workclothes, and a contest to hangout with his Meatness on a Friday night. You can't beat that deal with a stick.
2. If you know someone that would benefit from being a part of clevercitizen.com's Weekly Update Email Alert List, please send along the email addresses. That's the way...
3. Congrats to Drew Hamm and Marty Bukata on winning the "WWSBD?" and Kaption Kontests this week.
4. You can reply to both the "WWSBD?" (http://www.clevercitizen.com/Bates.htm) AND the Kaption Kontest (http://www.clevercitizen.com/Kontest.htm) by replying to this email. Absolutely easy.

And now, without further blather...
OPDATES:

September 8 @11:24am EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Updated the Brian J. Flanagan "You "Da Funniest" of the Night Prize section
3. Updated the "What Would Shawn Bates Do?" section
4. Updated the News From Across The Pond section
5. Updated the Rumors section
6. Updated the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest

September 7 @12:59pm EST:
1. Added a new short story by The Webmaster in the Model Citizen Interactive Short Story section
2. Updated the Aboot the Webmaster section
3. Added a new Celebrity Lookalike
4. Added more photos to the Page O'Lager

Aboot the Intro Page: Calhoun's expression is priceless, there's no reason in the world that photo should be excluded from the Intro Page.
Aboot the Updates: The Dude gets his second Lookalike (thanks to Flanny)...Amy Waltersdorf's summer photos (including Calhoun's 21st birthday) were added to the Page O'Lager...A huge written documentation of the Weekend of Springsteen that the aforementioned Calhoun and I embarked upon with some special guests (if you read it all, you get a prize)...Hot new Albany, JC, NYLC Rumors...Baba makes her first appearance on the Page
The UpKoming Week: New Lookalikes (involving Pat Benatar)...news about the clevercitizen.com XXXTreme Olympiks at 30 Emma Street...a new section from George "Chili Con" Carney called BRO HUNTER!

***Question of the Week*** (reply to the email)
Will you die if you eat too many cherry-flavored Vitamin C tablets?

Compact Discs Listened to During Update:
Live at the Roxy - Social Distortion
Shady Grove - Jerry Garcia and David Grisham
Radiohead Mix Three
Darkness on the Edge of Town - Bruce Springsteen

Have a safe day. We are all happy plants.
O

(Past Week's Keywords: The Roof, Fighting Pizza Dudes, Johnson City Alliance at Sadie's, Zecca and I don't lose, MXC, dicked over)