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"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
-Peter Griffin, from "The Family Guy"

There was bound to be a letdown. After last week's freakingly absurd update, with its monstrous proportions, there was no way anything this week could compete. Even with an impromptu Meat and Pete Road Trip, a night in downtown Bingo, and 92 hours on the couch it was just impossible.

But that's ok, because there were indeed...

....hold up, hold up...before we get to Updates...

Congrats to Brad "Girth" Shelton winning this week's Kaption Kontest. Your rendition of "Let It Grow" let as a message on Flanny's phone was a riot.

AND AND AND don't forget that you can reply to both the Question of the Week (at the bottom of this email) AND the Kaption Kontest (http://www.clevercitizen.com/Kontest.htm) by replying to this email.

It's that flippin' simple...and with that...
Updates Now:

April 21 @12:00pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Posted results to the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest
3. Updated the Rumors/Predictions section
4. Updated The Ill Rhymes of the B-Man and O-Dip section
5. Added another Top 10 List to the Chris and Josh's Top 10 List section

Aboot the Intro Page: Many people (Peter Griffin included) don't know who and have an even harder time pronouncing Obrieut, so it was high time that a definition was provided. LET THE OBRIEU REVOLUTION CONTINUE!!
Aboot the Updates: The swinging sounds of "Kansas City" Keith and the insanity personified of The Webmaster collaborate on a Johnson City-flavored Top 10...More Rhymes courtesy of O-Dip tearing B-Mac another one - SO WHITE! SO PERFECT!...JC/KSK/A-Town Rumors are refreshed
The UpKoming Week: maybe some Rhymes, maybe Calvin Coolwhip will write his article, maybe some photos (got some batteries - hep!)

***Question of the Week***
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Tapes Listened To During Update:
4 (four) Ukrainian Liturgical albums

Make it a great one.

Peace in the Mid East, Rest in the Mid West.
O

(Past Week's Keywords: Chuck Biscuits, Psych Outs, Pine Needles, Fashion Whore in Whiskey Point, Triangle, Family Guy, CELTICS!)