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"Go to the grind it's all that I have
Work on and on with nothing to show
But a graying face in this dying place
That's a lock in my solitude
I think of a place on a faraway coast
Where friends are dear and there's reason to toast
A cloudy dark images of a Middle East land
Comes down and wrecks my hopeful land"
-Dropkick Murphys "Far Away Coast"

Oi! Oi! Oi! and welcome to a very Irish version of the Email Alert List. If there's one nationality I would love to impersonate, it's that of the Irish. So if you see a dude in a Celtics shirt, screaming "All For Me Grog" and finishing every verse with an "Oi! Oi! Oi!", please just leave him (me) alone.

That being said, let's get up in this Alert. Lots of love and props to all the ASU Geto Boy and Girl Living Legends that came up this weekend. Y'all will find that the Page mentions a lot of them this week; it's warranted, so get off their back, son.

Anyhoo, the Question of the Week did not receive any responses this week. We take it that the question was wack, so no matter.

***Question of the Week***
Which concert would you rather see this summer: Bon Jovi or Bruce Springsteen?

On a much happier note, the Kaption Kontest got a lot of responses which was fantastic. This week's winner was submitted by Brian "Manuel" Flanagan. Congrats, B-Man. Actually, instead of writing this in the email, I could have just turned around and said to him, after all, he's sitting right here working out the chords to the Grateful Dead's "One More Saturday Night". It's probably better not to disturb him...

Don't forget that you can reply to both the Question of the Week AND the Kaption Kontest (http://www.clevercitizen.com/Kontest.htm) by replying to this email.

Less talk, More
UPDATES:

March 17 @5:43pm EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Posted results to the King/Kween Klever Kaption Kontest
3. Updated the "Swing Heinle" - Cal's Column section
4. Updated the Hero of the Day
5. Added another Top 10 List to Chris and Josh's Top 10 List section
6. Established the St. Patricks/Kegs 'n' Eggs 2003 subsection in the ASU Geto Boy Hockey section
7. Added a short story by Keith Hannon to the Model Citizen Interactive Short Story section
8. Added a short story by The Webmaster to the Model Citizen Interactive Short Story section
9. Added another name to the Anti-PDA List (APL) Petition

Aboot the Intro Page: In case you didn't know (which is unlikey if you use the Instant Messager this past week) a bunch of people came up this past weekend for some revelry.
Aboot the Updates: The latest member of the APL comes as a friend of Jeff Ross, but now she's a friend to all...A written account of the past week's events are captured in the Short Story section, along with Keith Hannon meeting some Saturday morning television royalty...NEW PHOTO ALERT - head over to the ASU Geto Boy hockey section for photos that correspond to the aforementioned written account of this weekend...Scotty "Coach" Solomon comes out of Top 10 hibernation and rocks ChrisO in the process...Cal wrote an article (probably after extoling in the virtures of St. Patty's Day...Lots of Kaption entries
The UpKoming Week: Nothing really. After spending 6 hours doing today's update (no life), a break is planned.

Would you believe that Flanny has downloaded something called "Celtic Fiddle Fest" on his computer? Have a good laugh watching Bush give his speech tonight.

rock,
JoshOi!Oi!Oi!

(past week's keywords: Elbow Fight, Rodger's dancing, tamborine accompaniment, Ukrainian flag, Dropkick Murphys)