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Argh, and welcome to another version of the Update Email. Yet another week has come and gone, and we as a human race only have a few things to show for our efforts. One of these accomplishments is the updating of clevercitizen.com. Let's saunter down this email and see what's shakin' in... UPDATES:

Novemeber 10 @11:59am EST:
1. Archives updated
2. Updated the Rumpors section
3. Added more comedy to the Keep Moving - The Comedy of Peter Griffin section
4. Removed one name from the Anti-PDA League (APL) list

November 8 @11:57am EST:
1. Updated the Guide to Binghamton, NY Nightlife section

Aboot in the Intro Page: Counting such notable individuals like "Diamond" Dave Totten and Matty Rich as fans, Bill Simmons is on his way to sports-based comedic genious. Check out his column on Page 2 of www.espn.com.
Aboot the Updates: Two new Nightlife articles written by yours truly were added...My sister Alexis "Flex" Oryhon mentioned that a name should be removed from the APL Petition...Peter Griffin consistently asks who actually reads his columns...More Johnson City rumors - compliments to Jason "Pete" Weston
The UpKoming Week: Fueled by the debate between Diamond and I, there is going to be an article about why the National Basketball Association is great. I can hear the girls groan now...

That's all for now. Go home.

rokk,
JoshO

(Past Week's Keywords: Rold Gold Honey Wheat Twist Pretzels, Link to the Past, JESUS JESUS JESUS, 24, Shea's)