"The Vegas Story"
Anonymously told to JoshO

-The names in this account have been changed to protect the identity of the guilty-

A bunch of us were out in Vegas for my buddy's wedding. We had gone out to the club one day, and the place was hopping. We got a spot, some drinks and were looking out on the dance floor. What immediately caught our was this girl who instantly called out Chuck, my cousin. Chuck went out there and began to dance with her. A few moments later, she called out Stewie, another one of our pals, and he obliged. There was much in the way of kissing and touching going on, and the dudes were getting into it.

As we stood there and watched, some one from the bar came up to us and in the course of conversation, mentioned that the suuposed girl that our guys were dancing with was really a man. At this time, Chuck had come back and needless to say, he didn't return to the dance floor.

Stewie stayed out there on the dance floor with her...errr...him for about twenty more minutes, where more dancing close, touching and even kissing occured. We held our posts and didn't say a word.

Stewie came back to our group and began to taunt us for his perceived success with this "girl". He yelled, "SHE DIDN'T PICK YOU...YOU...YOU...OR YOU!", pointing to each one of us subsequently. He then yelled the fateful question:

"WHO'S THE MAN?!"

"The guy you were dancing with..."