"The Betsy Song"
words and music by Josh Horowitz

Besty, your legs are so fine
I wanna put 'em next to mine
When I'm thinking about, thinking about you
All of the time

Chorus:
Nice legs
Nice Legs
You got nice legs, Betsy

Betsy, you are my girl
Love you more than the world
When I'm thinking about you, thinking about you
Don't wanna hurl

Chorus:
Nice legs
Nice Legs
You got nice legs, Betsy

Betsy, you are so sweet
From your head to your feet
When I'm thinking about you, thinking about you
Got to repeat
When I'm thinking about you, thinking about you
Got to repeat
When I'm thinking about you, thinking about you
My world is complete

Chorus:
Nice legs
Nice legs
You got nice legs, Betsy

Editor's Note: On a recent Friday night, as Brian "Manuel" Flanagan was about to forsake the Capital region for a voyage to Oneonta to see BETSY (the girl of his dreams), Josh "JoshHo" Horowitz composed the song above for Betsy. It is a song of love, a song of longing, a song full of "thinking about you"s. It completely demonstrates Flanny's feelings for Betsy and her legs.