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| DATE | TITLE | AUTHOR |
| 2005. | ||
| FEBRUARY 7 | THE CC.C 2005 SUPER BOWL RUNNING DIARY | THE WEBMASTER |
| 2004. | ||
APRIL 26. | FOUNTAIN DAY | THE RICK |
| APRIL 14. | A BROAD RANGE OF HATE | BRIAN "MANUEL" FLANAGAN |
| APRIL 14. | CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP SUCKING NIRVANA'S DICK? | GEOFF "THE LAST" WALTZ |
| MARCH 22. | REFLECTIONS ON ICE HOCKEY | ELEANOR PARKER |
| FEBRUARY 11. | A QUIET NIGHT WITH THE DROPKICK MURPHYS | THE WEBMASTER |
| FEBRUARY 2. | THE CC.C 2004 SUPER BOWL RUNNING DIARY | THE WEBMASTER |
| JANUARY 26. | PURPLE AND YELLOW HAZE: MY TWO YEARS IN ALBANY | THE DUDE |
| 2003. | ||
| DECEMBER 8. | COMEDY CENTRAL'S COMMIE AWARDS REVIEW | THE WEBMASTER |
| NOVEMBER 17. | BOB ROSS | ANONYMOUS |
| OCTOBER 8. | COVERAGE OF ARNOL SCHWARTZENEGGER'S CALIFORNIA RECALL VOTE VICTORY SPEECH | MATT BRUNO |
| OCTOBER 7. | CALHOUN AND JOSHO'S TRIP TO MECCA | THE WEBMASTER |
| SEPTEMBER 30. | JOSH ORYHON: BEHIND THE MUSIC (PART II) | THE WEBMASTER |
| SEPTEMBER 22. | THE BRUNO AND JOSHO EMMY EXTRAVAGANZA | BRUNO AND JOSHO |
| SEPTEMBER 19. | WESTON AND CC.C: MAJOR COMEBACK OR FUTILE ATTEMPT BEING FUNNY?...I THINK THE LATTER | JASON "PETE" WESTON |
| SEPTEMBER 13. | JOSH ORYHON: BEHIND THE MUSIC | THE WEBMASTER |
| APRIL 22. | A VERBAL LEGAEND OF A MEAT AND PETE ROAD TRIP | JASON "METE" DONLIN |
| MARCH 17. | ASU DECADENCE (2003 VERSION) | THE WEBMASTER |
| MARCH17. | HANNON'S ASCENSION TO GREATNESS (PART 6) | "KANSAS CITY" KEITH HANNON |
| FEBRUARY 17. | HANNON'S ASCENSION TO GREATNESS (PART 5) | "KANSAS CITY" KEITH HANNON |
| FEBRUARY 12. | HANNON'S ASCENSION TO GREATNESS (PART 4) | "KANSAS CITY" KEITH HANNON |
| FEBRUARY 5. | IM ETIQUETTE | HAKAGE THE NINJA |
| FEBRUARY 3. | SHITTY'S 21ST BIRTHDAY WEEKEND EXTRAVAGANZA | THE WEBMASTER |
| JANUARY 29. | Hannon's Ascension to Greatness (PART 3) | "KANSAS CITY" KEITH HANNON |
| JANUARY 29. | Hannon's Ascension to Greatness (PART 2) | "KANSAS CITY" KEITH HANNON |
| JANUARY 29. | Hannon's Ascension to Greatness (PART 1) | "KANSAS CITY" KEITH HANNON |
| JANUARY 24. | WHY CAN'T I GET A SHAG? | THE WEBMASTER |
| 2002. | ||
| DECEMBER 13. | LAMENT FOR A TOAD | PAUL "EUGENE" HERBIG |
| NOVEMBER 18. | SCREW YOU, DIAMOND- I LIKE THE NBA, AND THIS IS WHY PART 1) | THE WEBMASTER |
| OCTOBER 27. | MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT US NOW | THE WEBMASTER |
| SEPTEMBER 30. | FALL 2002 GONG SHOW | THE WEBMASTER |
| SEPTEMBER 9. | "THE BETSY SONG" | JOSH HOROWITZ |
| APRIL 15. | 264 REBUTTAL | KEVIN "SILKY WHITE CHOCOLATE" RODGERS |
| APRIL 2. | THE VEGAS STORY | ANONYMOUS |
| MARCH 25. | 264 WESTERN AVENUE | MIKEY "THE BRAIN" RICH |
| MARCH 20. | ASU DECADENCE (2002 VERSION) | THE WEBMASTER |
| MARCH 14. | A TRUE VALENTINE'S DAY | CHRISTINE QUINN |
| MARCH 12. | AN AFTERWARD TO MATTY RICH'S POST OF 03/12/01 | BBRAD "GIRTH" SHELTON |
| FEBRUARY 12. | DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE | MATT RICH |
| 2001. | ||
| NOVEMBER 13. | MR. WHISKERS | DANIELLE BREMNER |
| OCTOBER 20. | PUNK ROCK - A SCENE OR A FUCKING MELEE | JASON "MEAT" DONLIN |
| OCTOBER 4. | THOUGHTS ON CAMP SUSQUEHANNOCK | BRENDAN "SQUEAK" DUNN |
| OCTOBER 1. | A TRIP TO THE MALL | BEN LIEB |
| JUNE 22. | PEANUTS | LINDSEY AND NATALIE |
| MAY 31. | GHETTO TALES (PART 2) | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| MAY 28. | GHETTO TALES (PART 1) | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| MAY 21. | MEAT AND PETE RIDE AGAIN | JASON "PETE" WESTON |
| MAY 17. | UNTITLED | CHRISO |
| MAY 8. | CLEVERCITIZEN - A PLACE OF FRIENDSHIP | CHRISO |
| MAY 6. | DANIELLE | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| MAY 2. | BIG MACS | CHRISO |
| MARCH 28. | THE ROCKEY ROAD TO DUBLIN ...ERRR POUGHKEEPSIE | JASON "MEAT" DONLIN |
| MARCH 27. | DONLIN, CAN YOU TOP THIS? | THE WEBMASTER |
| MARCH 25. | MY OWN GODDAMN ST. PATRICK'S DAY THIZNIG | JASON "MEAT" DONLIN |
| MARCH 22. | ASU DECADENCE | THE WEBMASTER |
| MARCH 11. | AMY MELLO | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| FEBRUARY 20. | A BEAR AND A RABBIT | CHRISO |
| FEBRUARY 13. | CREAM SAVERS DISEASE | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| JANUARY 30. | THINGS I HAVE LEARNED | CHRISO |
| JANUARY 30. | TIDBITS I'VE LEARNED FROM THIS HERE PAGE OF GOODNESS | GUY SNIDELY |
| JANUARY 21. | LESSONS LEARNED | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| JANUARY 20. | AN ACCOUNT OF JASON "PETE" WESTON'S 21ST BIRTHDAY | JASON "MEAT" DONLIN |
| JANUARY 19. | KID ROCK | GUY SNIDELY |
| JANUARY 18. | MY TIME AS A POLITICAL INTERN AND ELECTION OFFICIAL | VELVET JONES |
| JANUARY 16. | CANMAN'S GANG | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| JANUARY 16. | 174 WESTERN AVENUE - NOT JUST AN APARTMENT, BUT A LIFESTYLE | MATT RICH |
| 2000. | ||
| DECEMBER 7. | SOY | JULIANNA DAIL |
| NOVEMBER 3. | THE LLAMA STORY | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| OCTOBER 5. | TALE OF THE MYSTERY RESPONDER | CHRISO |
| SEPTEMBER 27. | AN AMERICAN ART TEACHER | ANDY "THE CANMAN" NOIA |
| SEPTEMBER 26. | A PIECE OF HEAVEN | KEITH HANNON |
| SEPTEMBER 26. | MATT'S FRIST WRITING | MATTY ZELESNIKAR |
| SEPTEMBER 24. | WEST ENDICOTT | JASON DONLIN |
