YOU
SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF THE WATERMELON!
("BOOO", YELLED CORETTA
SCOTT-KING...
...FROM THE GRAVE!)
THIS ICE CREAM IS LOW-CARB
(BECAUSE IT WORKS OUT)
HE POSTER OF JOHN BELUSHI LOOKED ON WITH DISMAY AS THESE COLLEGE FRESHMEN SAT AROUND AND TOOK SHOTS OF 101...
...WAIT FOR IT...
...BIOLOGY
101!!!!
<CELEBRITORY ARM-MOTIONS AND CHAMPANGE FOR THOSE WHO COMPOSED
THIS CAPTION>
JOSHO'S
CELEBRATES GRADUATION WITH A MALE ESCORT (MAIL-ORDERED)
REACTING
TO THE WORST ARMED ROBBERY ATTEMPT OF ALL-TIME
HUSON
DOING HIS BEST STEPHEN HAWKING IMPRESSION ATOP A MUPPET-COLORED CHAIR