News From Across The Pond
by "Pistol" Pete Repka

Whenever news breaks or whenever he feels like it, Pistol will submit an interesting news story from his home in England. You remember England, don't you? It's that once-vast empire that likes soccer, some creation called "fish 'n' chips", and rountinely cuts out on the work day to take tea. They had a bad-ass Navy, led by kings and queens, and their conflict with Ireland gave us the official drink of clevercitizen.com - The Irish Carbomb.

With that out of the way, Pistol will be submitting a news item every once in a while. For the love of God, stop being so ethnocentric and become a little more international.

January 27, 2004: News "Tit-Bits"

December 22, 2003: "We've Finally Won Something"
*Note: Apologies to all "Pistol" Pete Repka fans out there due to the tardiness of this posting. Pistol had the article ready a few weeks ago, but mistakes were made by The Webmaestro.

November 19, 2003: What The Deuce is a 'State Visit'?

November 17, 2003: England Triumph in Familiar Rain

November 9, 2003: Unhappy Brits Finally Get to See Bush (thousands chuckle at the obvious toilet humour - how'd ya like them apples, Catherine D? Eh? Ya big girl.)

October 28, 2003: Rugby World Cup (Part II)

October 22, 2003: Rugby World Cup/Blaine Walks Away...Crying

September 22, 2003: All Quiet on the Pond News Front

September 8, 2003: David Blaine In a Box In London

August 25, 2003: The New Premiership Season

May 13, 2003: Harry Potter Book Found

May 5, 2003: The Boss