Dear Rock Star,

My name is Clifton O. Hangar and I'm a professor of Slavic Studies at the University of ________. It seems quite evident that you are well on your way to becoming a huge star and immensely popular, if not talented. So, with your best interests and success in mind, I am submitting for your approval a list of proposed band names.
Good luck!

Revolution From Above
Pugachev's Rebellion
Gosplan
Stukach
First Wave
Mr. Gulag
Captain Pitchfork and the February Revolution
The Boyar Brigade
The Choods
Cheka Death Squad
The Radiant Future
Farmers in Argentina
NEP
The Great Experiment
Old Man Red
Password USSR
Uncle Vanya
Old Believers
John the Dread
Babooshka
Bread Line
Uncle Joe and the Five Year Plan

Sincerely,
Clifton O. Hangar