Calvin "Coolwhip" Heinle's 21st Birthday 5k Bar Crawl


"Did you get him a card?" "No, I thought you were supposed to do that?" "Me? Aw fuck." "Let's just buy some more shots..."	"I WIN!"
	The participants had been training for months and there was no way 5K would stand in their way of hitting up every bar from Endicott to downtown Binghamton.
"I still can't find those drinks on the house..."

"I knitted this sweater all by myself."	"This is a fake smile, because this shirt is too tight and this hat makes me look gay."