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1/5 OF THE TONY ALMEIDA SHRINE. WHO'S TONY ALMEIDA? MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT AND I'LL TELL YOU!
THE TONY ALMEIDA SHRINE. FROM "24", YOU NINNY.

IT'S MARGARITA MONDAY IN HONOUR OF THE SEASON FINALE OF "24".

THAT'S THE BRITISH SPELLING, YOU NINCOMPOOP.

JOSHO: "THIS IS WHERE WATCHED '24'. IT'S HIGH DEF."
ZURBRUEGG: "DO YOU HAVE CANDLES LIT OVER THERE?!"
HANNON WATCHES JOSHO'S EARS AS HE GETS RAILED IN THE ASS BY CAL.
PS. JOSHO IS NOT GAY, BUT HE LOST A BET TO CAL DURING "24". AND HIS RECTAL ELASTICITY.

SUNY-ALBANY AND MILLER HIGH LIFE:
MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE FOR YEARS

...USUALLY THOSE DREAMS INVOLVE BEING FAT AND OUT OF WORK.