This week's winner submitted by Brian "Manuel" Flanagan

Wife-beaters - supporting taxi drivers since 1976

Also receiving votes:

"At the site of Miller's hair and piercings Mr. Ed was heard to mutter, 'they never would have let me travel Italy on Uncle Sam's nickel looking like a reject from the circus'."
-"Pistol" Pete Repka

"YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!"
-Claude Bolls

"I want YOU to join the Punk Rock Army!"
or
"PUNKle Sam wants YOU!"
or
"Man, I wish my mohawk looked as good as Geoff's did!"
or
"No, dude, pull MY finger!"
or
"You'll rue the day you stole my pinky ring, cousin!"
or
"I want YOU at Wrestlemania, Undertaker!"
-Geoff "Blue Danube" Waltz