This week's winner submitted by: Geoff Waltz

"Oh you shouldn't have! How did you know I wanted the "Jaws" buttplug? Get me the KY!"

Also receiving votes:

"Bad: Screaming like a fairy at a fake shark.
Worse: Having a picture of you doing so posted on the internet."
or
" The heat-seeking ground shark homed in on the heat radiating from that flaming shirt."
or
" Jaws attacked, not realizing that his victim's halitosis would cause the great white shark to shrink."
-Geoff Waltz