This week's winning caption submitted by Brad "Girth" Shelton:

Auditions for Judge Reinhold's role in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" - the Gay Remake!

"Look at that sexy guy in the red and white striped shirt. Damn is he hot."
-Drew Hamm

"'Wet Hot GAY Summer' on pirate night."
-Gabe Sganga

"Forget Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom - those prissy Hollywood boys could never be the pirates we are!"
-Kristi Doebler