OUT
| IN
 |
The
Pope
| Jack Bauer
 |
| pants | striped
socks pulled up to the knee |
| the 'flu | turf
toe |
breasts
 | the
mangina
 |
| responsibilities | suicide |
mullets
 | "flow"
 |
| SARS | Herpes |
| .com | .OI |
| Trucker
Hats | killing people in Trucker Hats |
| "Punk'D" | lying
to your friends |
| "Wild Boyz" | drinking
at the zoo |
| "Sex in the City" | masterbating
in the countryside |
| Ashton Kutcher | Jason
"Meat" Donlin
 |
| pick-up
lines | bitch slapping |
| the
letter C | the letter K |
boners
 | whiskey
dick
 |
| body
waxing | butt crack hair
 |
| tricked-out
Hondas | public transportation |
| rubbing
one out | rubbing three out |
| Beyonce | Sears
catalogue models |
| "The Lord of the Rings" | The
Lord Jesus Christ |
| Colin Powell | Captain
Jean Luc Picard |
| Emo | Prozac |
| having
a future | having a kid or three |
metrosexuals
| Liberace |
| Wanda
Sykes | a rotting corpse |
| yoga
| shower, shit and shave |
Boston
St. Patrick's Day Parade
 | The
1st Annual 30 Emma Street Binghamton St Patrick's Day Parade Breakfast Boofay
and Kegger (details coming soon) |
| christmas
dinner | writing In/Out Lists |
| soap
| popping zits |
| "Willy
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" | Willy
Harder and the Susquehanna Yacht Club |
Billy
Joel
| fat
bitches
|
| Paris Hilton sex tape | amateur
beastiality |
| beer | Shirley
Temples with Roofies |
| going to the gym | putting
a zucchini down one's pants before going out |
| contraceptives | me
 |