CLEVERCITIZEN.COM SELLS OUT!!!
In a story featured in the New York Times ("All the news that's fit to print"), it is alleged that Webmaster JoshO (pictured above in a Gap polo shirt and Old Navy jean ensemble) has entered into an agreement with The Man (the role of "The Man" is played by Ryan "The Dude" McMahon), thus becoming a cog of The Machine (Order "Welcome to the Machine" by Pink Floyd from Amazon.com). Sources (check out Source.com for the hottest hip-hop jams) close to the investigation state that JoshO (presented by Myron and Linda Oryhon) plans to move clevercitizen.com ("Discuss the mundane. Explore the inane.") from it's grass-roots, underground backround to a more high-profile existence, funded (Get information on your IRA with John Hancock) by corporations. When reached for comment, JoshO is quoted (get the lowest insurance quote possile at Geico) as saying, "Just like my man Diddy said: 'It's all about the benjamins, baby'". (Order "Life After Death" by Notorious BIG from Amazon.com)
But what of the working class (Order "Blackout" by Dropkick Murphys at Amazon.com) and student population (Hey students, frustrated by high loan rates? Call 800-2COLLEGE) that has long supported the Page from its earliest incarnation at Geocities (free webspace!)? Only time will tell if their allegiance will deminish due to this agreement between their former friend (Looking for high school pals? Check out highschoolalumni.com) who has changed his ways (Lost? Get driving directions at Mapquest.com) and has foresaken the "us against the world" (rent "The Goonies" at Blockbuster Video) approach of the past five years.
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