Jack Bauer of "24"

It's once again time to revert back to our nerdy roots and hype hype what could possibly be the best show in all of television. When you talk about good things to do on a Tuesday night you basically run out of a good options after "braid backhair" and "stalk Lincoln B. Hayes from 'The Mod Squad'". After exhausting those possibilities, you can always tune into "24" at 9pm on Fox. You remember Fox, don't you? It's that plucky station owned by that plucky billionaire Rupert Murdoch that used to offend people in the 1990s by using the word "hell" in dialogue. "24" doesn't need to stoop to such low levels, the amazing plot twists often drive viewers to use much worse language. An example: "Holy f*ck! No f*ckin' way, dude! That was so f*ckin' out of control. You see what Jack Bauer just did? Now if only that sh*thead Kim Bauer would die..."