"Next nigga that say sumpin' while I'm talkin' is gettin' shot - please believe that."

Throughout history many lives have been touched by many people who march to the beat of a different drummer. Paying tribute to the likes of Silky Johsnon, Beautiful, Pit Bull, Buck Nasty and my foreign idol Mr. Roboto, I have composed (and will keep adding onto) what I like to call the The B-Man's List of Skip-Skops, Skallywags and Mark-Ass Busters. For the layman, The B-Man's List of Nuccas I Be Hatin' On. NOTE: This list is constructed in no particular order; hated individuals will be hated on in a scale of 1-10, which 10 (ten) being the highest level of B-Man Hatred.

****Read B-Man's Latest Epistle on Hate entitled "A Broad Range of Hate"****

Mark-Ass Buster Celebrities	Skip-Skop Athletes	Random Idiots
Wanda Sykes I'm pretty sure she made a guest appearence on the Chris Rock Show but she still sucks ass. High-pitched whiny-ness is not what nuccas like us be wanting to hear. I understand that it is hard to be woman, wait, a black woman in a male-dominated field, but seriously. How dare you make me question the character of Dave Chappelle. How dare you ask him to come onto your wack-ass UPN or WB shit-ass show. Do us all a favor: "tracheaotomy"...biotch! Overall Hating: 8 out of 10	Stuart Scott, aka "The Black Guy on SportsCenter" This whack-ass buster uses two word slang terms such as "boo-ya" and "bling bling" to describes home runs, etc. Hey Stuart - you seem harmless but what is your other eye looking at? I want to have a Sunday Conversation about how you lost an eye and try to play your glass eye off as a real one. Hold on - Pardon the Interuption - this just in, you and the other black guy (that does the X Games stuff) are twins. I didn't know that. The worst thing is... you make me want to actually listen to Linda Cohn.	Judge Marilyn Milian, The judge from "The People's Court" Oh, you are one mean bitch! You make Judge Judy look like Mother Theresa. I did my homework on you; you went to school in Miami which is probably why you are fluent in Espanol. Then you decided to go to law school at Georgetown - good for you. You are such a bitch you make Shannen Doherty look like Angela Oryhon. I only watched the show once because I heard my friend's brother say "Gotta watch Wapner." You were so mean to the 18 year old boy who did the 15 year old...it wasnt his fault - the girl and her mother were skanks. Why you gotta get mad at the playa? Hate on the skanks! These bitches could sit on a bar stool and fall to the floor (if you know what I mean). Hatin' on the brother and being a bitch makes me upset that you sit where former Mayor Koch sat. BITCH. Overall Hating: 8.124 out of 10
Dr. Phil I once knew a kid in my english class who sounded like you. You be a cross between Bald Bull (from Mike Tyson's Punch Out) and Terry Bradshaw. Your advice is just about as good as a three year old fortune cookie. Shit fool, I'm glad Little Mac put a beatin' on your LOS' ass! Overall Hating: 6 out of 10	Mike Milbury, the General Manager of the New York Islanders This ex-Boston Bruin blueliner was a force to be reckoned with back in the day. "Mad Mike" made the transition from player to a coach and then to a GM and then back to a coach again. This trick-ass buster is known on the Island as the worst GM in the history of the franchise. This fool must be smokin' sherm to let playas like this slip through his "los" ass fingers: Zigmund Palffy, Todd Bertuzzi, Tim Connely, Eric Brewer, Raffi Torres, Oli Jokinen, Benoit Hogue and countless others... I wish that the fans would check the stats of these players now and tell me if you are happy - if not, write a letter to this fool. PS: "Mad Mike", it's time to hire a real coach, someone like Mike Keenan or maybe a Sutter brother? Overall Hating: 7 out of 10	The Green River Killer This psychopath is under arrest for the admitted killing of 48 woman in the state of Washington. His poor victims ranging in age from 15 to 35 were mostly prostitutes and runaway teens. You are sick lunatic and should have your balls poked with cold needles until you ball bag swells to the size of a volleyball then an entire soccer team of dwarf women should kick (repeatedly) your ball bag till it leaks important fluids that are neccessary to the healing process. You say you wanted to rid the earth of protitutes but what you really did was ruin a good time for the men of Washington. Overall Hating: 7 out of 10
Ellen DeGeneres, aka "The Blonde Lesbian Comedienne" Shit gov'na, what can I say about you? Here's a start, I used to like rainbows until I heard you speak. You had a tv show, but guess what? NOBODY WATCHED IT!!! Your "Lesbianism is cool" humor is very wack to me. You look like He-Man with a shot of Estrogen. How about you and Anne Heche open a carpet store!! Overall Hating: 5 out of 10	Theo Fleury Ahhhh, Theo. You were at one point in your career a premiere player in the NHL. So what the hell happened to you? Crack? Cocaine? Crystal Meth? You do more drugs then Darryl and Doc after an '86 World Series win. Figures the Rangers signed you. PS: YOU ARE NOT BIG, SO SHUT UP Overall Hating: 5 out of 10	Professor Barker Benfield aka "One of My History Professors" You look like John Cleese on crack. It's too bad you are not funny like him. Your class was not only early, but it was the most effective class at making me hate the University at Albany. I read all of your stupid books and I hated all of them. Do the entire university a favor and go back England. Maybe your tasteless British humor will actually get some laughs over there. Overall Hating: 6 out of 10
Jennifer Lopez, aka "J-Lo", "Hey-Ho" I have been hatin' on this big-assed bitch for as long as I can remember. She is gross and upsetting to me. I understand that many would like to grab her ass and do thing naughty things to her, but this skeezer gives me the creeps. The media is all about her and I don't see why. Ben, what are you thinking? Aren't you from Boston? You need a girl named Erin who is working at a restaurant on Boston for the summer. Damn fool, I thought you was the Bomb in "Phantoms"! Please go back to the block and take some singing lesson for some crack. Or better yet head to Yonk-Town and break Flip off! Overall Hating: 7 out of 10	Ricky Henderson I know some people who wanted to be you when I was growing up (around 8 years old). It wasn't till I was older that I realized that you read and spoke on the same levels as those same eight year olds. You are quite possibly the most trashy, unprofessional ball player I have hated on. You used to do this "snap catch" in the outfield. I thought it was cool until I learned that two hands is the way to catch a baseball. Oh, by the way, playing cards in the clubhouse during a game was not the brightest thing to do. Hope you enjoy your golden years, you pig. Overall Hating: 9.6754 out of 10	Jason Donlin, aka "Meat" The Grateful Dead have been an influential band since they were formed in the 1960s. This page gives many ups to the likes of Brent Mydland and Bobby "Ace" Weir. This butt nugget had the gall to criticize a band that made me the truly amazing person that I am today. I do not take away from his strong will and his never-ending devotion to hats and chin hair, but he is indeed a Mark-Ass Buster Overall Hating: 3 out of 10
Brittany Murphy, aka "The Bitch From 'Clueless' and '8 Mile' This trick was very cute in "Clueless" but her role in "8 Mile" changed my mind. That movie was terrific (see The Ill Rhymes of the B-man and O-Dip) but her acting in this movie was so touching that it actually made me hate her. If I ever see her, I would bitch slap her blonde ass (for fucking the other dude) then give her a high five for acting so well. Overall Hating: 3 out of 10	Bobby Bonilla See Ricky Henderson. This is the guy who was playing cards with Ricky during the Mets game. Your fat ass could lose 30 lbs. for Atlanta and not the Mets. I hope a Pittsburgh Pirate ass rapes you! Overall Hating: 8.50 out of 10	Jesse Camp, aka "The Annoying VJ from MTV" This skinny, long-haired, pencil-looking freak was the last straw in my hatred of Music Television. His high pitch, annoying voice reminded me of an 89 year old woman who ate glass after inhaling a balloon full of helium. I almost went into Times Square on New Years Eve to kick your ass! Hey Jesse, If Bobcat Goldthwaite and Ally McBeal had a kid it would look like you, you HIV-resembling stick of shit. Overall Hating: 8 out of 10
Billy Bob Thorton I know that the names says it all. This guy is weirder than a Wesley Willis show. Hey Billy Bob, how about I give you a vial of blood that I take out of your face after I beat you down like Rodney King, you fucking FREAK! Overall Hating: 7 out of 10	Tim McCarver Thank God you went to the Yankees. I grew up listening to Tim yap about every goddamned little bit of useless baseball and personal information. I know you caught you for Bob Gibson and that was great but SHUT THE FUCK UP. Over-analyzation of a foul ball is not needed. Here is some advice: for every stupid and pointless thing you say, cut one inch of your height. With a little luck, you'll be shorter than Danny Devito before the 7th inning. Overall Hating: 6.5 out of 10	this space for rent