Hannon's Ascension to Greatness (part 2)
by KSK "Kansas City" Keith Hannon

Things are moving fast here on the coast, so there's plenty to talk about. I guess the biggest thing is I did accept an internship with The Best Damn Sports Show and will be starting that on Thursday of this week. I'm pretty eager to start, it looks like a lot of fun and a great working experience. Carol, the woman I answer to, seems like a good person to work for and is quite flexible with schedules, so that's a plus.

I was at a Kareokee BAr the other night called Dimples (which is quickly becoming the Ithaca hang out bar) and saw some interesting people performing many songs. The funny thing is it's taken very seriously, these people look at this as an actual audition. Also in attendence was the oldest son Brad from "Home Improvement". You may know him better as Zachary Ty Bryant. And would you believe that Mr. Belding of "Saved By The Bell" was also there. I'll tell ya you gotta love this town. We went there a couple nights ago for Pete's 21st b-day, and the owner gave us the royal treatment. Champagne for everyone and Pete and I got to sing AC/DC "Shook Me All Night Long" and got the place all rowdy.

I went to a taping of "Just Shoot Me" this past Friday. It was very funny, Jenny Mcarthy and Kristy Swanson were guest stars. Kristy Swanson's parents sat in front of us we talked to them for a while; they were nice people. David Spade was really cool, some kids yelled out "Joe Dirt!" from the seats and he started doing quotes from the movie. I was very happy when he patted his arms and said "do these look queer to you", you would have liked it Cal.

Yesterday we spent the day at Universal Studios. We had a good time except for a very annoying tour guide who we all wanted to strangle. I went into the Nickelodeon water playground and was hosing down kids with the water cannons. It was funny to see me drenching these little boys and girls...man, I'm cool. Only problem was I went back there right before I left and got ambushed. I was hit from all angles unexpectedly and was just drenched. The main culprit was a 35 year old Hispanic man who showed no mercy for me. What can you do, they are the majoirty in this state, and I'm a struggling minority.

On saturday I helped Vaughn move into his new apartment. I'm such a nice brother. I got to meet his cats, they're really cool. I like cats, they make me feel good about me and that's important. I reintroduced myself to the lizard, man, that thing is huge. Five feet long, Vaughn says. I have friends smaller than that thing.

Well I must run, I have to fax some things over to Best Damn Show and I want to send a resume to "Curb Your Enthusiasm". I also sent a resume to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Hopefully I can get an interview with them sometime this week. I'll be sure to let ya know.