Minister of Athletics (two), Director of Hijinks and West Coast Correspondent
"Kansas City" Keith Hannon

Name: Keith Hannon

Nickname: Kansas City, The Cannon

Location: LA/Ithaca

Likes: television and movies

Dislikes: Gilman (still), Cortland, any minority

Interesting Tidbits: passionate Buffalo Bills and New York Mets fan...can eat almost superhuman amounts of food...stands six foot five inches tall...loves Billy Joel...son of Eugene and Alice...parents are now Canadian...once spent the night in a tent with both Barkman brothers...member of the 1999 Johnson City High School Baseball state championship...lives with a lot of dudes from Jersey

Quote: "Shower spouts line up with my nipples."

Keith runs the television and radio department at Ithaca College. He hosts "Live on Tape", a late-night talk show program which has gotten rave reviews from apathetic college students (aren't they all?) When not doing all of that business, he occasionally sits down and composes a little ditty for the Page.

Read Keith's Articles HERE.