Mr. Boston Vodka and Wegman's Frozen Orange Juice present:

The Brian J. Flanagan "You 'Da Funniest" of the Night Member Emeritus Prize

Recently, on a trip to Joey Fagan's Pauly's Hotel in Albany, a plan was hatched to award a prize to the funniest individual of the evening. This character must exhibit courageous and voracious wit and also the ability to be silly. And once selected as "'Da Funniest", the individual may never win the Prize again, but will be referred to as "A Past Recipient of the Prize"

Today's Recipient:

While Brian "Manuel" Flanagan was at the local bar, he had the extreme pleasure of meeting a cable guy by trade who was later christed Drunk Guy at the Bar. As his friend laughed and encouraged him, Drunk Guy at the Bar provided the following comments:

"You can't mess around with Mexicans. You spooj on their bellies and they have 4 kids."
In wasted voice: "Hoooooooooooooooly shit, good thing I drive a big car."
"Only three kinds of women wear leotards: gymnasts, superheroes and whores."

He also mentioned that he has jock itch, a fat woman in the car and he got in trouble for making fun of a deaf girl.