FAQ - Houston/Mardi Gras Hodown

1. When the "Cast of Characters" subsection be completed?
-Ha, probably never.

2. Why are the mammary glands blocked out in the photo section?
-This is not a porn site! In addition to that, this is a family-oriented site, minus all the foul language and the entire Twitch's Hockey Phrase Bible section.

3. Did you and Jason Fedish win the lottery?
-The drawing was up to 56 million dollars or something like that, but no - we did not win. In fact, we didn't even get one number.

4. Why was there so much talk about a $3.95 bottle of champagne?
-Jay and Josh were in the need of some booze, so they sent Elissa's roomie to buy some. They gave her a 20 dollar bill. She came back with Andre brand champagne, and no change. That was fine at the time, for Jay and Josh didn't know much champagne really cost. When they went to buy some of their own, they found out that Andre cost $3.95. They were pissed, and wanted their money back.

5. Why were Barry Ilses skits performed?
-Jay and Josh have so many stories from their lacrosse coach, Barry "The Bullog" Ilses. They just needed to be done. Everyone thought they were funny.

6. Where did you get that butt-ugly flowered shirt in the pics?
-JoshO bought that Hawaiian shirt explicitly for his trip to Mardi Gras from a store called Buffalo Exchange in Houston. He paid $3 for it. And it was worth every penny.

7. When are you going back?
-Currently there are no plans for a return trip.

8. Is the KSK going with you?
-The invitation is always open for any Road Trip, but they rarely take the offer up.