The Official Page O'Boogies DUCT TAPE EMPORIUM
Yes, we all do love duct tape. It has many, many uses from holding posters to the wall, to keeping car bumpers attached, to insulating things, to keeping screaming mouths closed. However, there are more practical uses to this wonderkund of human invention - DUCT TAPE. Not only is duct tape virtually indestructable, it is highly fashionable, chic even. This is the place where you can order your very own duct tape products for low prices. Extremely low prices. Each product is hand-made by Josh (who has very little life of his own) and will be sent directly to you. The cost of duct tape and shipping and handling is included in the price! It's frankly ridiculous the low prices you will be paying. So, browse our catalogue, and if something interests you, follow the ordering instructions (even a monkey can succeed at them) and within two weeks you will have your very own duct tape product made lovingly. And now you can order your www.clevercitizen.com tshirts through the Emporium...please scroll down.
Products:
clevercitizen.com Limited Edition Model Citizen Tshirt
Duct Tape Wallet (with pictures)
Duct Tape Purse (with pictures - NEW!)
Duct Tape Handbag (with pictures)
Duct Tape Art Bag (props to Liz)
For information on customizing your product with COLORS, click here.
Behind the Scenes at the Online Duct Tape Emporium
What's that you say? No duct tape for you? Alright, then proceed to HomeBase.
Afraid of computers? It's really ok. You'll be fine. You can contact us at:
ONLINE DUCT TAPE EMPORIUM
174 Western Ave. Floor 3
Albany, NY 12203
(518)253-1319