Week Eighty-Six - For you Albany citizens: "What did we do to Wagner?" For you Southern Tier citizens: "Where will people go to now that MJ's Pub is now closed?"
Albany
Question: "Ummm, word on the street is y'all FUCKED Wagner 7 times. And I
just don't want to hear about MJ's right now, so I'll give a happy story about
it. This one time me and Mike "Big Daddy" Cooke went to MJ's when we were like,
17. Anyways, we went there, whacked some beers, went to New York, New York, whacked
down some beers. Long story short, we went back to MJ's aboot 1:30 am. We were
FUCKED and both passed out in a booth. Some bitch-ass-tank-slut-ho-piece-of-shit
kicked us out, so we sat in Mike's Reliant for about 2 minutes to sober up. Then
drove down Riverside Drive going about 90 in a car that shook violently at any
speed past 25. Having beer breath at noon when you're in high school is cool."
-Jason
"Meat" Donlin
"Albany: you mean ASU hockey
didn't make the front page?
Southern Tier: you mean there was only one decent
place to hang in the entire S. Tier? I believe that."
-Anonymous
Southern
Tier Question: "Icehouse."
-Anonymous
"God,
I fuckin' HATE the Yankees."
-ChrisO
Albany
Question:
"CHICO - 'Oh jeez, Doc! You see what happened there was the
Danes came out flying with more intensity than any other club we have seen all
year. I'll tell ya Doc, these boys really wanted to win this win.'
DOC - 'That's
right, Chico. The Seahawks had the nerve to raise the MCHC banner before the game,
to try to intimidate the Danes. That wasn't a good idea.'
CHICO - 'There's
no room for that in hockey.'"
-Doc Emerick and Chico
Southern
Tier Question: "Icehouse, because the only people that went to MJ's were
minors."
-Anonymous
Albany
Question: "We BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA WAGNER ON THEIR FUCKIN' NIGHT! Then, I
only heard this from a couple of guys, and I don't kow if it's true, but Baker
ripped down their gay-ass championship banner and shoved it up #27's gapping cornhole."
-A Victor of the Wagner Victory
Albany Question:
"We beat them like I used to get beat when I would backtalk to my mother
or father at the dinner table."
-Michael "I Don't See A Resemblence Between
My Head And A Potato" Crean
Albany
Question: "Made them swallow"
-Anonymous
"I
am an Albany citizen. I believe we burned Wagner's house down, and fucked their
collective grandma with a broomstick."
-The Dude McMahon
TacoGoblin@aol.com