Week Eighty-Six - For you Albany citizens: "What did we do to Wagner?" For you Southern Tier citizens: "Where will people go to now that MJ's Pub is now closed?"

Albany Question: "Ummm, word on the street is y'all FUCKED Wagner 7 times. And I just don't want to hear about MJ's right now, so I'll give a happy story about it. This one time me and Mike "Big Daddy" Cooke went to MJ's when we were like, 17. Anyways, we went there, whacked some beers, went to New York, New York, whacked down some beers. Long story short, we went back to MJ's aboot 1:30 am. We were FUCKED and both passed out in a booth. Some bitch-ass-tank-slut-ho-piece-of-shit kicked us out, so we sat in Mike's Reliant for about 2 minutes to sober up. Then drove down Riverside Drive going about 90 in a car that shook violently at any speed past 25. Having beer breath at noon when you're in high school is cool."
-Jason "Meat" Donlin

"Albany: you mean ASU hockey didn't make the front page?
Southern Tier: you mean there was only one decent place to hang in the entire S. Tier? I believe that."
-Anonymous

Southern Tier Question: "Icehouse."
-Anonymous

"God, I fuckin' HATE the Yankees."
-ChrisO

Albany Question:
"CHICO - 'Oh jeez, Doc! You see what happened there was the Danes came out flying with more intensity than any other club we have seen all year. I'll tell ya Doc, these boys really wanted to win this win.'
DOC - 'That's right, Chico. The Seahawks had the nerve to raise the MCHC banner before the game, to try to intimidate the Danes. That wasn't a good idea.'
CHICO - 'There's no room for that in hockey.'"
-Doc Emerick and Chico

Southern Tier Question: "Icehouse, because the only people that went to MJ's were minors."
-Anonymous

Albany Question: "We BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA WAGNER ON THEIR FUCKIN' NIGHT! Then, I only heard this from a couple of guys, and I don't kow if it's true, but Baker ripped down their gay-ass championship banner and shoved it up #27's gapping cornhole."
-A Victor of the Wagner Victory

Albany Question: "We beat them like I used to get beat when I would backtalk to my mother or father at the dinner table."
-Michael "I Don't See A Resemblence Between My Head And A Potato" Crean

Albany Question: "Made them swallow"
-Anonymous

"I am an Albany citizen. I believe we burned Wagner's house down, and fucked their collective grandma with a broomstick."
-The Dude McMahon
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