Week Eighty-One - "What is the proper way for dealing with this heightened menace of terrorism?"

(Wow, such a hard-hitting question. Nothing but the best journalism here on the Page.........OY.)

"I personally think that they should me and my platoon over there so that we can blow shit up and then things will be a whole lot better."
-Anonymous

"Blow Iceland right oot of the effin water...aaaaarrrrrrr...God damn Vikings."
-Anonymous

"Well, we could bomb Afganistan back to the stone age, but I think they're already there."
-Anonymous

"The only way that we can deal with the menace is to stand together as a country, and show those towel heads that you don't fuck with America on our turf and get away with it...I shall quote my good friend Jason Donlin's away message....USA USA USA USA USA...fuckers."
-Weston

"Send them some clevercitizen.com t-shirts, that should help to smooth things over."
-Elissa