Week Fifty-Four - "Since George W. is in office, who should we bomb first?"

"How about we start right here in the good ol' U S of A with a one William Marusich. Next would be Matt Farhenbach and his dad. Last but definatly not least Large Double Dip White House Cherry Ice Cream."

-Baba-Booey

"The White House."

-Weston

"We should bomb Gabe Sganga. I think that's how you spell that winey, excuse-filled asshole's last name."

-Anonymous

"VESTAL. The whole fucking town. except Eddies house, he's a good bartender, and save the new Dunkin' Donuts, but other than that, bomb the shit out of Vestal."

-Donlin

"How about Will Marusich?"

-Mozeltoft

"Will Marusich."

-Anonymous

"Will Marusich."

-Anonymous

"Will Marusich."

-Anonymous

"Will Marusich."

-Anonymous

"After Will Marusich, it might be a good idea to bomb the first male child born of every family in the whole Marusich Clan."

-Bob Eronimus

"Florida, they're all old and are gonna die soon anyway. Just make the state one big beach."

-Gabe

"Texas."

-Submitted by Rory's Mom

"First of all Josh, you mean "Dubya" not "W". Here's the plan: instead of bombing we should pull a lil' switcheroo! You know how China wants Taiwan right, and they wanna be a big, bad democracy like us, right? WEL, here is our solution; we simply transport all of the Tiawanese to Cuba, and send those Commie bastards from Cuba over to Taiwan, we call that island near China Cuba and the old Cuba becomes Taiwan, get my drift? So then we got those stupid Commies over in the same place, and THEY can fight each other while the US of A promotes democracy! Good deal? I think so. And if all else fails, bomb Cuba!"

-Anonymous

"Umm, like, happy new years and stuff, plop, poop, naugahide, jimmy, malarky, and so on."

-Donlin

"Well, this is how I see it: George W. won in florida so he should be president of that state and any others he won, while Gore won in Massachusetts and California and the rest of New England except for Vermont (losers). So Isay WE under Al Gore bomb Florida and the rest of those god-forsaken states that voted for Bush."

-CanMan

"Preferably the White House."

-Rambis