Week One Hundred Eleven - "Did you remember to buy your mom something for Mother's Day? You didn't? You jag-ovv..."

"Let's put it this way. I didn't forget to call her today. Besides, she is coming to Albany next week for my supposed "graduation". I should be able to procure a gift by then. On a lighter note, tomorrow is my last day of finals and that can mean only one thing. I will be rip-roaring drunk until May 28th, which unfotunately is the date of our glorious return to classes at this fine institute of higher learning. Speaking of 'Higher Learning' - great movie, I have the DVD and no one on earth is harder than Remy. Peace, I'm outta here."
-Girth

"Yes I did. I got her some flowers."
-Anonymous

"I bought her a big fat satchel of chronic and three blunts, but she didn't want them, so I kept them. Some people are just so ungrateful."
-The Dude