Chris and Josh's Top 10 Lists

As a community service, two Saint John the Baptist Ukrainian Orthodox Church "Black Robes" compose Top 10 Lists, very similar to those of the Late Show with Dave Letterman. The two Black Robes, Chris Onysko and Joshua M. Oryhon, create these lists to pass the time during Divine Liturgy. Below are lists that Chris and Josh prepare every week, either in the back room of St. John's or via email. If you want to read the old ones, click on "Archives" at the bottom of the screen. WARNING: All jokes herein are exactly that, Jokes. Everything is done in the name of humor. As Chris said so eloquently, "You can't make a Top 10 List Omelette without breaking some eggs.". Most of you probably will not get all of the jokes, but that's the deal, folks. Enjoy.

Top 10 Southern Tier-Inspired AOL Instant Messager Screen Names (part 2 of 10)
composed by Melissa "M-Dubs" Walker and JoshO

10. JCBandRoooooooles

9. BombThreat98

8. GoJCHockey98

7. JoshOSittingOnTheBecnh

6. ilikemrproper

5. ProperLover

4. ProperWoreARug

3. ComboversAreSexy

2. IBangedMeehan

1. WillMarusichRoooooooles

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