Week 106 - "Hmm...now what?"

"Hmmm....Well, I'll tell you this. There is someone on your Staff that I would love to get my soft hands on. I have wanted him since I can remember. But it would be to too much of a shock to people and might give someone a heart attack so I guess I'll keep quiet for now. Meow
-Maybe I shouldn't give my name just yet

"Now, I guess that you all come to Tioga Speedway or Chemung Speedrome and watch me race. There is nothing better than watching a DOEBLER LEGALLY driving at speeds exceeding 130MPH, running with over cars door by door. And as many of you know, this means wrecks too" 'HANG ON! HANG ON! DOEBLER INTO THE WALL!"
-Mr. Kevvy M.D. (Doebler)
-get my autograph while they are still free-

"You graduate, then you meet a girl, you spend a blissfully ignorant life with your perfect hubby and your perfect kids while you go to a job you don't like, and you do things like men's league hockey to try and convinve yourself that your life isn't the boring hometown suburban blend that has totally enveloped you. IF you're lucky..........you don't go bald."
-The Bob

"Now what? Well, right about now Nomar is the hardest man on the planet followed closely by Paul Pierce. Right about now PJ is in the studio, and the Rarities album is on the way. Right about now the Sabres will not be making the playoffs. Right about now Shelton is enjoying a $9.99 DVD porn. Right about now Melissa is preparing some delicious chili con carne, guacamole, and quesadillas. Right about now the brand new Dude section is the best thing clevercitizen.com has going for it. Right about now, Bedford is still weak on the stick side, glove side, and five hole. Right about now Mike Rich has nowhere to live for the summer. AND - right about now - what happened in Panama City Beach remained in Panama City Beach."
-Matty "Fuck Oscar, Emmy, and Tony" Rich

"Start dealing crack - that's what I'm gonna do."
-Dude

"Bong hits anyone?
-Weston

"Hank fucked up my lip. Damn hippies!"
-Ted

"I say that the Question of the Week should have a God damn question for people to answer."
-Anonymous

"Well this is any interesting topic being that there really is no question. SCHOOL is almost out and all I have to say about that is: SCHOOL IS COOL! But you know what is even cooler? Handcuffs and whipped cream - you do the math."
-Anonymous

"'You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.'-Ty Webb"
-Anonymous

"Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school!"
-Anonymous

"I highly suggest moving down to Brooklyn, you could sling crack rock under the watchful eyes of Silky White Chocolate who would protect you and your stable of Puerto Rican whores from the NYPD."
-By the way, this is still Twitch