Week One Hundred Five - "What was the best April Fool's Day prank ever pulled?"

"Knowing that my ex and I are still up in the air, and that he would kill me if I ever saw someone else, I decided to call him up and tell him that I went out to the bars the following week and got very drunk. I then told him the bar was the last place I remembered being at. I told him that the next morning I was told that I hooked up with this kid and had sex in my shower, and that I did not remember what happened until my friends told me the next day. I also proceeded to tell him that after I had sex, I threw up all over myself and my roommate had to hose me down in the shower, dress me, and put me to bed. I told him the only reason I was calling him was to get his input as to whether I was taken advantage of or if I was raped. After he yelled at me for hours and told me I was white trash, he hung up and told me he didn't know when he was going to ever talk to me. I let him cool off and I called him back laughing and I told him it was an April Fool's joke. He did not find it as funny as I did. Instead he turned off his phone and now won't talk to me. How about that for an April Fools Prank?"
-Anonymous

"This site really blows. People who want to remain somewhat intelligent should avoid it. (APRIL FOOLS!!)"
-Dr. Kevvy M.D. (Doebler)

"I said Harley died...no one believed me."
-Stacy Ferrone

"At school I pretended I broke both my arms."
-Anonymous

"I called my mom and told her I was gay. She tried to be all supportive until I told her I was kidding, then she hated me for 2 weeks."
-Dude

"I guess I do have some built up anger, but your sister is helping me release some tension. Tell her I said thanks. By the way, either put 'D' key on your keyboard or spell my name right! All my love..."
-roDgers

"Wet mushed up brownies in every water fountain of the high school on the actual date. Hell yeah, waking up at 6am to sneak into the school! And two of the 'loads' were actual fecal colleceted from Timmy's dog. Hell yeah, Brown Bombers!"
-Gabe Sganga

"Someone told me I could sing really well."
- Anonymous

"Wake up your gilfriend with the aroma of breakfast - then feed it to the dog."
-Kevvy M.D. (Doebler)

"Convincing millions of people that we are a good band."
-Scott Stapp and Creed

"Wegman's Food Markets, Rochester, NY has recalled Old Fashioned FAMILY WHEAT Thin Sliced Bread because the product contained undeclared walnuts."
-Anonymous